I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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