Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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