We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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