Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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