I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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