it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she peed on how many people?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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