This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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