i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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