Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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