Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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