Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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