I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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