Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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