why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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