Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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