He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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