That's intense
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Randomize
