Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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