But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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