Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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