I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize
