Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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