He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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