her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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