Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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