dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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