You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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