I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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