I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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