What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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