do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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