im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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