Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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