so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
COCAINE IS GR8
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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