Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
