this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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