I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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