So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Shame - the story of my life.
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