there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
True college students do jello shots in the library
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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