we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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