So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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