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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My ATM looks so different sober.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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