omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it because I queefed?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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