Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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