This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I need to sanitize my soul.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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