The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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