can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He better not be in your backpack
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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