Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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