how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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