i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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