whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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