I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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