nutella sex= disaster
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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