Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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