Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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