So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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