SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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