I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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